Hating the Haters

So it has come to my attention that you fags have been abusing the internet! Facebook is not the place to be all like 'man fuck your statuses i don't care', you wanna do that shit, get a blog and look like a douche.... also alot of you are highly succesptable to trolling. i know its cheap and easy on facebook (speaking of cheap and easy...ya mum?...thats funny for two reasons, ill explain if you don't get it) but come on guys its obvious im not serious about being depressed on christmas eve

before i forget, whats the deal with girls with standards? im ugly? well your self respect is ugly!

also, i just watched a 5 minute or so bit of gossip girl and theres this guy, and i don't know his name, but he runs the whole social scene in east side buttfuck new york or some shit and he's like the queen of everything, no really he's a queen. and you want to know why? cause theres this blonde chick i think she's called blair or i dunno, if youre a fanboy then comment it and have a whingey rant about it, and she's all like "ohh lets fuck i need cock" and he's like um this isnt part of the deal or something like that and she starts crying pretty much which is an obvious cue for love squeezins, but he just acts like a bitch. so what i've learnt from this is, tv is turning your children gay.

also don't EVER dye your hair red just cause you saw a popstar do it