In my brief tenure here on blogspot I have learnt two things:
1. All u n00b bloggaz are teh failz lul xD ^__^
2. lolcats! where are all the lolcats!
I know that you are just as angry as me all the epic failurez of teh noobs due to their lack of lolcats
So I bring to you the best of LOLcats
First appearance in Mr. Baker's nuclear fission notes. The source of the lulz comes from teh kitteh being fired at with a neutron. Teh kitteh being at absolute zero thus resulted in a black hole. It is beleived that said kitteh belonged to Mr. Baker but after it crapped all over his limited edition "International Year of Astronomy" shirt he subsequently vaporised it, sending kitteh litter beyond all voids of time and space. Score: I give this 7/10 as epic lulz were had by all
Another source of epic lulz and xDing. I suspect Charlie had something to do with this, note the incredibly accurate representation of a cat-person would be like. Garfield you iz wun krazee kitteh. Score: 6/10 Garfield you've done it again
Dave Kitteh was created after David fucked your mum (lul) with a dick covered in whipped cream. Thus creating the kitteh that hates everything. Yes we know you have training tonight! But, can i haz chicken tonight? Score: 3/10 purely because of the sour puss attitude, go suck on a lemon
Now that we have all had our lulz onto serious business
To the fuck bags who just egged my house, bring your eggs up here and we can go at it like proper human beings, suffice to say I will end your worthless, oxygen theiving lives you dumb fucks. "Oh gerrrrr MOTOWN represent cunt! Cunt cunt cunt cunt you fat cunt gerrr cunt!" In the time it took you to say 'cunt' you dumb rat-tailed dick, the AIDS virus "ya mum cunt" gave to you when she was pregnant with you has just doubled. Have fun fulfilling the careers of garbage men, toilet cleaners, prostitutes and teachers in your future.
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