Last night on worlds strictest parents or whatever the gay it was
the south african dad was called hannes moolman
sound familiar?
IT SHOULD!
ok so the image isnt uploading
so that just shows what a fucking shit piece of shit this blog is
so go to http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Hans_Moleman.png
and view the shit out of that picture
wow this entry really sucked....
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Screamo, Hip-Hop & Crunk, Together at Last!!! Part 1.
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Friday, August 14, 2009
She got, c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cookie little brown eyes, yeah
Due to her unique counter-culture immunity, it seems the Queen of the Undergroud will rise again!!!! Thus I dedicate the following entry to her...
Dear Reader,
Firstly, thankyou, you've been a constant source of encouragement and the reason I get up every morning and say to myself "yeah, Ben, write a new blog entry cause there is loyal readers out there with big egos who would love to read an entry". To the 3 of you, I say, xoxo
Now I dont like to consider myself a social watchdog but certain issues have become apparent in the social aspect of society recently.
Firstly, for those of you who think rape is funny consider this joke:
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A twelve year old being raped
Now if i were to tell that joke to Kyle Sandilands and asked him, does it offend you?
He would say, nah.
Now to compare and contrast I give you an interview with a normal person:
Me: Hello Princess Nymph
Nondescript normal person: Hello Benny Big Balls
Me: Whats funnier than a dead baby?
Nondescript normal person: well it's not one of your outrageous puns, so I will go with b, a giraffe with a speeh impediment.
Me: we were actually looking for, a twelve year old being raped
Nondescript normal person: .......
Me: Does that offend you?
Nondescript normal person: YEAH!
The second issue for todays agenda are copy cats
Arent they those hilarious cute little flushy push cats with kahrazy kapshuns under them? you might ask
To which I would respond, I can haz slapz sooeez?
But these are the kind that if you were to take your identity and shove it up the backend of a photo copier, press copy and insert 50 cents, you would come out with this variety of cat covered in the copier's own brand of toner/shit.
Now that's out of the way, I'm gonna go scratch my bengina (yes I named it) but not really, cause asapragine dont get jokes
ckks
Dear Reader,
Firstly, thankyou, you've been a constant source of encouragement and the reason I get up every morning and say to myself "yeah, Ben, write a new blog entry cause there is loyal readers out there with big egos who would love to read an entry". To the 3 of you, I say, xoxo
Now I dont like to consider myself a social watchdog but certain issues have become apparent in the social aspect of society recently.
Firstly, for those of you who think rape is funny consider this joke:
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A twelve year old being raped
Now if i were to tell that joke to Kyle Sandilands and asked him, does it offend you?
He would say, nah.
Now to compare and contrast I give you an interview with a normal person:
Me: Hello Princess Nymph
Nondescript normal person: Hello Benny Big Balls
Me: Whats funnier than a dead baby?
Nondescript normal person: well it's not one of your outrageous puns, so I will go with b, a giraffe with a speeh impediment.
Me: we were actually looking for, a twelve year old being raped
Nondescript normal person: .......
Me: Does that offend you?
Nondescript normal person: YEAH!
The second issue for todays agenda are copy cats
Arent they those hilarious cute little flushy push cats with kahrazy kapshuns under them? you might ask
To which I would respond, I can haz slapz sooeez?
But these are the kind that if you were to take your identity and shove it up the backend of a photo copier, press copy and insert 50 cents, you would come out with this variety of cat covered in the copier's own brand of toner/shit.
Now that's out of the way, I'm gonna go scratch my bengina (yes I named it) but not really, cause asapragine dont get jokes
ckks
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Near New Public Masturbation Trenchcoat - $130 ONO
Good Evening Dearest of Dear Readers
If you are reading this, the magical fairy of something or other has just granted you an extra 2 inches on your penis, if you’re a chick then you have just been granted new Tupperware or that other stuff all women are into...
First Item of Business:
A group of naked chicks at a beach is called a tittle. Probably has something to do with all the tits...
Item Two:
Yes, the news stories are true, I am top of the QASMTFC all time goal scorers list after our demolition of the foreigners. Something about being foreign must mean that you forget not to walk on the ball.... if you couldn’t tell, we won by 7 goals, which would have only been 4 without Goal Sneak Allen on the ball. I am looking forward to next week’s shoot out against the hopelessly uncoordinated “Amorous 8” although key defender Anh will be tough to navigate past due to his lightning fast reflexes and taught toned body. At this point I must thank major sponsor “Rabbi Shtuykel’s DIY Home Circumcision Kits™” and remember you can’t spell “Shtuykel’s means less blood and more fun” without Shtuykel!
Item Three:
As we all know swine flu is spread by capitalist pigs, which is why I was shocked to hear that the queen of the underground has contracted this deadly virus! At first I thought she was hamming it on but it turns out its quite serious. It’s not surprising though, it had to happen sometime, since it’s a massive epigdemic after such a huge snoutbreak. At least she doesn’t live in Caboolture though, they’re so poor they get spam flu and it’s much much worse
If you are reading this, the magical fairy of something or other has just granted you an extra 2 inches on your penis, if you’re a chick then you have just been granted new Tupperware or that other stuff all women are into...
First Item of Business:
A group of naked chicks at a beach is called a tittle. Probably has something to do with all the tits...
Item Two:
Yes, the news stories are true, I am top of the QASMTFC all time goal scorers list after our demolition of the foreigners. Something about being foreign must mean that you forget not to walk on the ball.... if you couldn’t tell, we won by 7 goals, which would have only been 4 without Goal Sneak Allen on the ball. I am looking forward to next week’s shoot out against the hopelessly uncoordinated “Amorous 8” although key defender Anh will be tough to navigate past due to his lightning fast reflexes and taught toned body. At this point I must thank major sponsor “Rabbi Shtuykel’s DIY Home Circumcision Kits™” and remember you can’t spell “Shtuykel’s means less blood and more fun” without Shtuykel!
Item Three:
As we all know swine flu is spread by capitalist pigs, which is why I was shocked to hear that the queen of the underground has contracted this deadly virus! At first I thought she was hamming it on but it turns out its quite serious. It’s not surprising though, it had to happen sometime, since it’s a massive epigdemic after such a huge snoutbreak. At least she doesn’t live in Caboolture though, they’re so poor they get spam flu and it’s much much worse
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I'm still "not the best" at flute
Yeah I just pulled out the old flute
I'm still as shit as the day I first played
And since I'm risking having my 'man license' revoked, I'll put it away now
And onto more pressing issues...
What do you get when you cross a year 12 girl with a dog's turd?
You, dear reader, have in your hot little hands, a carrot
Yes! A carrot how funny is that!
And your always walking around like "ohhh green hair and orange body, ger gerr gerr"
I looooooove carrots
KILLING IN THE NAME OF!
That just came on the radio
So I bet you're wondering where all the noonga jokes are.....
WELL THERE ARE NONE SO FUCK OFF!
I'm still as shit as the day I first played
And since I'm risking having my 'man license' revoked, I'll put it away now
And onto more pressing issues...
What do you get when you cross a year 12 girl with a dog's turd?
You, dear reader, have in your hot little hands, a carrot
Yes! A carrot how funny is that!
And your always walking around like "ohhh green hair and orange body, ger gerr gerr"
I looooooove carrots
KILLING IN THE NAME OF!
That just came on the radio
So I bet you're wondering where all the noonga jokes are.....
WELL THERE ARE NONE SO FUCK OFF!
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