She got, c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cookie little brown eyes, yeah

Due to her unique counter-culture immunity, it seems the Queen of the Undergroud will rise again!!!! Thus I dedicate the following entry to her...

Dear Reader,

Firstly, thankyou, you've been a constant source of encouragement and the reason I get up every morning and say to myself "yeah, Ben, write a new blog entry cause there is loyal readers out there with big egos who would love to read an entry". To the 3 of you, I say, xoxo

Now I dont like to consider myself a social watchdog but certain issues have become apparent in the social aspect of society recently.

Firstly, for those of you who think rape is funny consider this joke:
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A twelve year old being raped
Now if i were to tell that joke to Kyle Sandilands and asked him, does it offend you?
He would say, nah.
Now to compare and contrast I give you an interview with a normal person:

Me: Hello Princess Nymph
Nondescript normal person: Hello Benny Big Balls
Me: Whats funnier than a dead baby?
Nondescript normal person: well it's not one of your outrageous puns, so I will go with b, a giraffe with a speeh impediment.
Me: we were actually looking for, a twelve year old being raped
Nondescript normal person: .......
Me: Does that offend you?
Nondescript normal person: YEAH!

The second issue for todays agenda are copy cats
Arent they those hilarious cute little flushy push cats with kahrazy kapshuns under them? you might ask
To which I would respond, I can haz slapz sooeez?
But these are the kind that if you were to take your identity and shove it up the backend of a photo copier, press copy and insert 50 cents, you would come out with this variety of cat covered in the copier's own brand of toner/shit.

Now that's out of the way, I'm gonna go scratch my bengina (yes I named it) but not really, cause asapragine dont get jokes
ckks