Yeah I just pulled out the old flute
I'm still as shit as the day I first played
And since I'm risking having my 'man license' revoked, I'll put it away now
And onto more pressing issues...
What do you get when you cross a year 12 girl with a dog's turd?
You, dear reader, have in your hot little hands, a carrot
Yes! A carrot how funny is that!
And your always walking around like "ohhh green hair and orange body, ger gerr gerr"
I looooooove carrots
KILLING IN THE NAME OF!
That just came on the radio
So I bet you're wondering where all the noonga jokes are.....
WELL THERE ARE NONE SO FUCK OFF!
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lol. the whole time i was reading this i was thinking 'wtf'. i hope you have reached your aim.
ReplyDeletep.s does the crackling of bacon refer to the old grandma being burnt?
p.p.s just joking.
p.p.p.s lol.
p.p.p.p.s pppps
p.p.p.p.p.s yes ben, i did just use the last 'pppps' to say pppps.